Singles Advetures

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  15. I leave their house and start driving home. Freckles texts me. I turn around and drive to her place. We talk. She rips my ass. It’s getting late; I seriously have to move my car. What, you think I got off that easily? Nope. She continues to rip me via text.
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  17. Now the question I have is, if you’re technically not with someone, but it’s obvious that you’re kinda talking or whatever, what exactly is acceptable and unacceptable behavior?
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  19. Our car pulls up to the front of the hospital. Valet parking? It’s about time someone finally recognized my dick for the blue-blooded royalty that it is. Upstairs waiting…
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  21. Nurse: “Follow me.”
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  23. And we walk through two doors where there are two people waiting on me down the hall, just staring. Wait? Am I paying them? Then why the fuck don’t they look busy!? I’m not fucking paying these people to stand around!
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  25. Asshole. I’m sure they’ll remember me. Inside my room. Change? I pick up my hospital dress, or whatever the fuck they’re called. Put it on. I spend fifteen minutes standing in the mirror. What? Just because I’m going through surgery, doesn’t mean that I can’t look good.
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  27. Ass hanging out from behind. Umm, why the fuck does this thing look like a miniskirt on me? Don’t they realize that tall people do actually exist? And this hair net, do you really think I’m going to wear it? It’s ugly, and I’m bald. I’m not fucking putting this ugly thing on.
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  29. The first lady comes through. Wraps something around my arm to take my blood pressure. It rips off, and she has to do it again. Yeah, my biceps are too fucking beastly for this shit.
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  31. She then starts yapping off at the mouth about a bunch of nonsense. Seriously, lady, you need to get fucked. She then tries handing me a remote...
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  33. Me: “I don’t watch TV.”
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  35. And she tries setting it on my leg anyway. I respond by throwing it off of me. I said I don’t fucking watch TV. She leaves, and another lady walks in…
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  37. Lady: “You don’t have to expose yourself to me, but if you could just lift up your clothing so that I can mark you in the surgery area…”
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  39. Oh, please, lady. Don’t act like you don’t want to see my tasty treats.
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  41. I then lay down on my bed; with my legs spread wide open, so that everyone who walks by can see my nuts in plain view. What? I’m not going to give up my comfort just so you don’t have to look at my nuts.
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  43. I wait a little while. A big, hairy, man walks in…
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