The Dating Saga

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  18. I Skye Bar with VK...
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  20. Random Girl: "I hated my roommate, she was so annoying."
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  22. Me: "Don't lie, that was you! You were a fucking nerd, and she was your best friend."
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  24. Random Girl: "No it wasn't!"
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  26. Me: "You're so nerdy, I can't talk to you."
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  28. And I walk away. She grabs me by my arm and pulls me back. VK drops his drink yet again. I sneak off while she's distracted.
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  30. Bored girl at a table. I mimic the way she is sitting...
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  32. Bored Girl: "Why are you doing that!?" I mock her with a high pitched voice Me: "Meh meh meh meh meh meh!"
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  34. Bored Girl: "Stop making fun of--" Me: "meh meh meh meh!"
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  36. She just looks at me...
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  38. Bored Girl: "I--" Me: "meh!"
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  40. Bored Girl: "Stop--" Me: "meh!"
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  42. I smile. Her friends are laughing at her.
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  44. We go sit by the bar and watch a girl talk to VK...
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  46. Me: "Let's make fun of people. Look at that girl talking to VK. I'll tell you what she's really saying to him."
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  48. I look at the girl talking to VK, I pretend to be her, and start syncing my lips to hers...
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  50. Me: "I want your salty balls in my mouth."
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  52. Me: "Look at my fucking gut, VK. I'm five months pregnant!"
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  54. Me: "Give me the cock!"
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  56. The bored girl is laughing her ass off. I see a guy standing by himself, wearing mothafucking sunglasses in a club. You know I gotta get him...
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  58. Me: "Look at him. He's fucking ugly. Not even his mom could love that face."
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