when I met my boyfriend

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  10. That checklist describes a guy waaaaaaay out of Donkey’s league.
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  12. Skirt Pull July 24, 2012 at 7:35 pm
  13. Agree. My hubs has everything on this list except horseback riding and tennis, singing, and sexy car (unless an ’89 volvo counts).
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  15. JuLIAR Allison (will never the learn button) July 24, 2012 at 8:05 pm
  16. Haha, an 89 Volvo totally counts.
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  18. Cola chamPagne July 24, 2012 at 6:47 pm
  19. I can’t get past the fast car bit because I keep getting the song “Fast Car” stuck in my head.
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  21. Alexandra the Tsaritsa July 24, 2012 at 8:00 pm
  22. That is such a sad song. And now it’s in my head.
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  24. Handbag Cohen Stuffed With Hair July 24, 2012 at 9:43 pm
  25. I’ve got a ticket to anywhere.
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  27. Cola chamPagne July 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm
  28. RBD sing-a-long!!!!!
  29. “he said his body’s too old for working, his body’s too young to look like his”
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  31. Handbag Cohen Stuffed With Hair July 24, 2012 at 9:46 pm
  32. I heard it the other day in the market, of all places, and I totally stopped and thought, “Man, this is a SAD FUCKING SONG.”
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  34. Cola chamPagne July 24, 2012 at 9:54 pm
  35. I came across it in one of my songbooks but I’m not at the level to play it well yet. Does anyone remember when they used to parody it on “In Living Color?”
  36. It’s sad but it’s great. I love songs that tell stories. It’s such a talent when you think of how short songs are.
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